“What are your plans for the weekend?”

From a very very young colleague (I work in a very conservative profession)…

I run through what I can mention:
1) Possible/hopeful threesome tonight? Nope, probably shouldn’t mention

2) Tattoo tomorrow? Eh. Still probably shouldn’t mention

3) Date on Sunday with guy who wants to hear about tonight’s threesome? Probably can’t even mention as just a “date” as…not really your normal date.

Leave it at “oh, just some plans with friends. Nothing really.”

 

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3 thoughts on ““What are your plans for the weekend?”

  1. This is awesome. I’m terribly intrigued about your conservative profession. It’s got me to thinking about all sorts of possibilities. You ought to have said, rather nonchalantly, ‘giving a blowjob at 4pm and fellatio at 5. What about you?’ I imagine that he or she would be dumbfounded.

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